Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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