She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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