I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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