Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Everclear isn't food dammit
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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