Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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