Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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