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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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