I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We smell like vodka and hangover
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