that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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