I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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