Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Randomize
