she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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