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(516): View more from New York

She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

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(207): View more from Maine

I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'

(508): View more from Massachusetts

what was i wearing?

(203): View more from Connecticut

nothing

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.

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(516): View more from New York

And you hate the library

(1-516): View more from New York

Yea but I love drugs and my grades

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