Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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