I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Why is there bacon in the couch?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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