I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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