why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
im holly from the hills drunk
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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