i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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