i would punch a child for taco bell
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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