She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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