it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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