At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you never un-have a 4some
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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