I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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