I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My life is pants optional.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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