And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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