Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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