Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
