Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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