Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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