trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I would fuck him just for his dog
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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