used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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