ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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