YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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