that's an acceptable place to lick
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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