The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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