but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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