Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Green mimosas i think yes
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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