Just mADE A PArabola og urine
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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