Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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