I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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