I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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