It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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