i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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