Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
