im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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