found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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