I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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