Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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