Christians are straight up FREAKS
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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