I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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