Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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