do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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