Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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