If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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